Monthly Archives: November 2011

Find a mirror and look at your eyebrows.

Go on. Really look at them.   They’re fucking weird things, aren’t they? Advertisements

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Agony

I was recently unexpectedly seized and kissed by agony aunt Mavis Nicholson. It was quite thrilling. If I’m honest, I would have preferred Claire Rayner, but alas… Mind you, I did once get a fan letter from Katie Boyle.

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