Monthly Archives: January 2012

Things my imaginary band has been called in the last month

Residual Chicken Moisture   The Cold Dead Eyes of Linda Barker   Stumpy Nigel Advertisements

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Old lady on my train to old lady friend this morning:

“…Fortunately, she has a top oven, so all was not lost”

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