Monthly Archives: September 2013

A belated thought about Cheryl Cole’s bum tattoo

When I got my tattoo (the white horse of Uffington on my left forearm, much admired by Pam Ayres in an incident I couldn’t quite believe was happening) I was strictly informed that the affected area must remain dry for … Continue reading

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In which I become trapped inside a giant puffin.

I worked as a volunteer at the Cheltenham Literature Festival in 1997. It was fun. We got to ferry writers to and from the station (Anthony Minghella and Auberon Waugh: lovely, Martin Amis: right mardy get), steward all the events, … Continue reading

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