How to deal with the distressingly young

Are you upset by those occasions when a much-younger workmate fails to get a conversational reference, and then reveals that the event you were referring to would have occurred during their childhood? Do you feel actual physical pain when grown adults reveal that they weren’t even born in the 1980s?

Why not do as I do, and tell them “I’m old enough to be your father. And I might well be, because I’ve fucked your mum loads of times.” That generally shuts the smug little bastards up.

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